AARON ON THE COUCH
In a parallel timeline, Australia has a justice system that makes throwing out garbage illegal, while murder is completely legal.
Ben and Bobbi, university students living in Sydney’s Inner West don't know WHAT to do when they find the re-animated corpse of Immanuel Kant in their basement. Meanwhile, thy have to convince themselves that their haunted kettle is sentient so that they can legally murder it and dispose of the body. Will they get out alive? (Or in Kant's case, dead.)
Ben and Bobbi, university students living in Sydney’s Inner West don't know WHAT to do when they find the re-animated corpse of Immanuel Kant in their basement. Meanwhile, thy have to convince themselves that their haunted kettle is sentient so that they can legally murder it and dispose of the body. Will they get out alive? (Or in Kant's case, dead.)
CATS
When a a displaced telepathic, feminist cat called “Mr Kittens” drops in on an unsuspecting household, one resident jumps to solve the mystery, uncovering a conspiracy in the process...One that leads to a time traveller, a time machine, and a secret government project.
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